How can you take 16 volumes of a wonderful
Manga like
Dragonball, and turn it into a 100 minute movie, while preserving its charm, multitude of characters, and awesome action scenes? I don't know, and I did not find out today. So as an adaptation of a beloved
manga, it fails. As a stand alone movie, it fails. But, somehow, if you go into with the mindset that its just for fun, and based on
Dragonball, but not the same thing, then its pretty fun.
Lets get into it then.
The very first thing I noticed from the commercials was the title.
DragonBall Evolution.
WTF? Did we have a first one from it to evolve from? Are the planning to release a
DragonBall The
Beginning later on? Or did I maybe miss altogether a first movie? I do not know the answer, but I
apparently did not miss any movie. Really too many movies use the word evolution in their titles, there are so many other words that you can use from the
English language. Personally I think the following words should be banned from movie titles all together: Evolution, Origins, Legends, The
beginning, the last stand. I am sure there are a few more, but
that's all I can think of at the moment. Also, whats wrong with just
DragonBall? Is it not
edgy enough?
The other thing that bugged me was that the whole mythology was lost. Since when did the "Evil
Namekians" control the
Oozaru? Why does the
Oozaru only come about on eclipses, why is
Goku 18 when Grandpa
Gohan dies? Why does
Muten Roshi not bleed from his nose? Where is
Krillin, what about the random talking pigs and flying cats?!!?....Whew...I ll leave that alone
That stuff can be forgiven, if the Movie could stand alone as its own story, but it
never develops its characters. So much relies on the audience having read the
manga. Chi Chi (sorry) goes from being the "Bully's" girlfriend, to
Goku's lover/partner/Girlfriend/Fiance (never clarified, generally a vague relationship with a few kisses) within 10 minutes in the movie. Please note that there where no long time lapses, and maybe 5 hours took place in the movie between this.
Bulma and
Yamcha exchange three sentences before falling for
each other and almost making out.
Neither character is really developed at all. No history on Yamcha, and just a vague mention of capsule corp for
Bulma.
Piccolo kind of sucks too. Very little screen time, and no cool attacks, just some generic red
ki blasts. (Although in
goku's Visions --he gets them by touching the
dragonballs--we see him dropping a Ki blast that leaves a mushroom cloud) Anyway, no history, just I want vengeance, and
that's all, Humans must die.
Well, I think I lost my desire to keep writing.
To be fair, It was fun because you can laugh at it, It keeps some of the Comedy from the original
manga, and the fight scenes are pretty cool. I think if you took out all the romance, and had more fight scenes it would have been better.
Or better yet, just fight scenes and training montages would have been cool, screw the story, you can't fit it into 100 minutes anyway!
Its about a 5/10 in my opinion, check it out but
don't expect much.